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“This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]
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And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry...](https://78.media.tumblr.com/4f94f88797d70ebc5c29efc969d2ca0f/tumblr_o2kcx1dT5d1r812qyo1_640.jpg)
This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]
And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.
but, like, have you heard about the scary stuff they make bridges out of?! wood! you can die from eating wood! i’ll take my chances with the crocodiles, thank you very much.
thanks for ruining my day!!
I knew I would cry and I read it anyway
this is peak awful cop
>cop gets called because woman was worried her husband was going to harm himself
>tries to shoot barking dog
>in a room full of 4 children
>misses entirely
>hits 9 year old girl in the face
According to the article, he was actually fired for this, and has charges pressed against him by the police district.
I’m fucking stunned that they did that, and it’s fucked up that I have to be surprised that he didn’t get away with it.
“You can’t block the gay” should be on a tshirt.
IM SORRY BUT THIS IS FUNNY
If I remember correctly this went on for a few more screenshots and ended with the person in grey being outed against their will at school
also if someone tells you not to tell someone something don’t fucking screenshot it for the internet
Dudes obviously uncomfortable with what’s happening and this is why dudes can never talk about finding other dudes attractive without some fucking weeb being like ‘omg tell me about ur GAY’ 5 bucks says the person in blue is some yaoi shipper who thinks it’s cute to harrass queer men smh
this needs the rest of the messages, so you people know someone actually got hurt
there are so many ways this could’ve gone which wouldn’t have resulted in this. this tweeter is fucking cruel
What the FUCK
@douche-slug these are the screenshots I was referencing in that post.
If this is real it’s incredibly fucked up.
:/ worst part is even if he’s bi, there’s no way he’d ever be comfortable in his skin now; that’s such a cruel thing to do to someone.
Holy shit. The person in blue was trying so hard to be •°~pro gay~°• that they outer someone against their will, possibly making them uncomfortable with who they are and even possibly breaking up their relationship (“tell Ava”).
“Fuck you this isn’t funny”
“it’s funny”
The sheer narcissism in that, to actively be outing someone and when the person you’re outing expresses extreme levels of discomfort to just respond with “it’s funny” boggles my fucking mind.
There really are some people that aren’t worth the air they breath.
I still think about how someone could be so disgusting as to out someone when they’re clearly very uncomfortable with it. You have to be an exceptional brand of fucked up to do that.
I user to have a coworker. If you said anything personal about another coworker to her that was even slightly negative, she’d go and tell them later, presumably just to cause drama or out of some messed up idea of accountability.
Blue strikes me as that sort of person.
http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/162222345215/atheisticliberaltrash-siryouarebeingmocked
According to someone, this was all just a joke. No supporting evidence, of vourse.
Seriously, fuck blue, I cannot imagine how much worse my life would have been in high school if I’d been outed against my will. It was bad enough being the super nerdy goth semi-crippled boy who had to walk with a cane. I couldn’t imagine if that had happened too because of a stupid mistake and someone’s overzealous bullshit.
The really fucked up thing is that I’m betting if you ever cornered blue and forced an answer they’d try to handwave it with some bullshit about “EVERYONE SHOULD BE MORE ACCEPTING OF THEMSELVES” or “THEY’LL BE BETTER OFF WITH THE INFORMATION OUT THERE! YOU’LL SEE!”, which was the same shit I used to hear from my gay friends when I told them I was bi but didn’t want anyone else to know.
Real talk though, that cane was awesome and goth as fuck, I really wish I hadn’t thrown it away after my last knee surgery but it was super empowering at the time.
Its funny….and fucked up…and wrong
Nah, it’s just fucked up.
People like this are a piece of shit. You should never out someone against their will
I’m especially annoyed by how flippant and self-centered blue is. What a bitch.
fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same
in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”
so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad
yeah
Bonus points if the boy looks exactly like his father and the girl looks exactly like her mother
Double points if by all accounts that the parents are so physical different from one another that their children looking like the parent of the same sex should not be possible
I love this movie but yo every time I watch this scene I get mad
Not gonna lie I actually had PJ and Pistol from good troop in mind when responding to you , Treasure planet didn’t even cross my mind
I honestly didn’t remember this problem in that show since I haven’t seen it since I was a kid and
Wow
To be truthful my thoughts went immediately to Scamp from Lady and the Tramp 2
It even has that same 3 sisters and 1 brother thing that Treasure Planet had
WTF Disney?!?!
This one is the funniest to me because it’s the most mentioned in the tags and I even hated seeing the pups as a kid and it’s just that one example that didn’t need to be mentioned but Should’ve because EVERY Person our age range saw these movies and we all thought the exact same thing
“What the fuck”
But we were kids so we didnt say “fuck”
shrek once again being the superior franchise
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I’m at the end of the conveyor letting these drop into my mouth like a cartoon character
