fuck me up buttercup

thadeeliv: onnastik: mydadisindianajones: This is the best...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:44:34 -0500

onnastik:

mydadisindianajones:

This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]

And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.

but, like, have you heard about the scary stuff they make bridges out of?! wood! you can die from eating wood! i’ll take my chances with the crocodiles, thank you very much.

keyhollow: tooiconic: downhomebrunette: feelingbloodyinspired:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:26:35 -0500

keyhollow:

tooiconic:

downhomebrunette:

feelingbloodyinspired:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

Good Boy

thanks for ruining my day!!

I knew I would cry and I read it anyway

scoobydoomistakes: …spot on, Shaggy. Spot on. That’s the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:21:09 -0500

scoobydoomistakes:

…spot on, Shaggy.

Spot on.

That’s the most-real I’ve ever seen Scooby-Doo get, there.

Cop Charged After Attempting To Shoot Family Dog - Shoots 9-Year-Old Girl In The Face Instead - Freedom Outpost

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:20:30 -0500

Cop Charged After Attempting To Shoot Family Dog - Shoots 9-Year-Old Girl In The Face Instead - Freedom Outpost:

762nukem:

trilllizard666:

this is peak awful cop

>cop gets called because woman was worried her husband was going to harm himself

>tries to shoot barking dog

>in a room full of 4 children

>misses entirely

>hits 9 year old girl in the face

According to the article, he was actually fired for this, and has charges pressed against him by the police district.

I’m fucking stunned that they did that, and it’s fucked up that I have to be surprised that he didn’t get away with it.

your-fave-dandy: d-elude: notsocuddlefish: gaytheistancap-bish...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:19:07 -0500

your-fave-dandy:

d-elude:

notsocuddlefish:

gaytheistancap-bishes:

amalgamasreal:

siryouarebeingmocked:

lornagonigall:

impratical:

illogical-bullshit:

straight76ed:

cisnowflake:

termytheantisocialbutterfly:

dangerbooze:

ryojiventures:

timesandtroubles:

lavahanje:

thetrippytrip:

“You can’t block the gay” should be on a tshirt.

IM SORRY BUT THIS IS FUNNY

If I remember correctly this went on for a few more screenshots and ended with the person in grey being outed against their will at school

also if someone tells you not to tell someone something don’t fucking screenshot it for the internet

Dudes obviously uncomfortable with what’s happening and this is why dudes can never talk about finding other dudes attractive without some fucking weeb being like ‘omg tell me about ur GAY’ 5 bucks says the person in blue is some yaoi shipper who thinks it’s cute to harrass queer men smh

this needs the rest of the messages, so you people know someone actually got hurt

there are so many ways this could’ve gone which wouldn’t have resulted in this. this tweeter is fucking cruel

What the FUCK

@douche-slug these are the screenshots I was referencing in that post.

If this is real it’s incredibly fucked up.

:/ worst part is even if he’s bi, there’s no way he’d ever be comfortable in his skin now; that’s such a cruel thing to do to someone.

Holy shit. The person in blue was trying so hard to be •°~pro gay~°• that they outer someone against their will, possibly making them uncomfortable with who they are and even possibly breaking up their relationship (“tell Ava”).

“Fuck you this isn’t funny”

“it’s funny”

The sheer narcissism in that, to actively be outing someone and when the person you’re outing expresses extreme levels of discomfort to just respond with “it’s funny” boggles my fucking mind.

There really are some people that aren’t worth the air they breath.

I still think about how someone could be so disgusting as to out someone when they’re clearly very uncomfortable with it. You have to be an exceptional brand of fucked up to do that.

I user to have a coworker. If you said anything personal about another coworker to her that was even slightly negative, she’d go and tell them later, presumably just to cause drama or out of some messed up idea of accountability.

Blue strikes me as that sort of person.

http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/162222345215/atheisticliberaltrash-siryouarebeingmocked

According to someone, this was all just a joke. No supporting evidence, of vourse.

Seriously, fuck blue, I cannot imagine how much worse my life would have been in high school if I’d been outed against my will. It was bad enough being the super nerdy goth semi-crippled boy who had to walk with a cane. I couldn’t imagine if that had happened too because of a stupid mistake and someone’s overzealous bullshit.

The really fucked up thing is that I’m betting if you ever cornered blue and forced an answer they’d try to handwave it with some bullshit about “EVERYONE SHOULD BE MORE ACCEPTING OF THEMSELVES” or “THEY’LL BE BETTER OFF WITH THE INFORMATION OUT THERE! YOU’LL SEE!”, which was the same shit I used to hear from my gay friends when I told them I was bi but didn’t want anyone else to know.

Real talk though, that cane was awesome and goth as fuck, I really wish I hadn’t thrown it away after my last knee surgery but it was super empowering at the time.

Its funny….and fucked up…and wrong

Nah, it’s just fucked up.

People like this are a piece of shit. You should never out someone against their will

I’m especially annoyed by how flippant and self-centered blue is. What a bitch.

iheartlanceylance: THEYRE EVOLVING HOLY SHIT WHAT EVEN

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:04:59 -0500

iheartlanceylance:

THEYRE EVOLVING HOLY SHIT WHAT EVEN

catchymemes: just a dude & his skateboard

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:04:49 -0500

catchymemes:

just a dude & his skateboard

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:32:29 -0500

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

brohemian-fapsody: croxovergoddess: watersprit: croxovergoddess: lux-collector: croxovergoddess...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:26:10 -0500

brohemian-fapsody:

croxovergoddess:

watersprit:

croxovergoddess:

lux-collector:

croxovergoddess:

lux-collector:

croxovergoddess:

I hate when cartoons have a kid and the kid is a clone of one parent

Bonus points if the boy looks exactly like his father and the girl looks exactly like her mother

Double points if by all accounts that the parents are so physical different from one another that their children looking like the parent of the same sex should not be possible

I love this movie but yo every time I watch this scene I get mad

Not gonna lie I actually had PJ and Pistol from good troop in mind when responding to you , Treasure planet didn’t even cross my mind

I honestly didn’t remember this problem in that show since I haven’t seen it since I was a kid and

Wow

To be truthful my thoughts went immediately to Scamp from Lady and the Tramp 2

It even has that same 3 sisters and 1 brother thing that Treasure Planet had

WTF Disney?!?!

This one is the funniest to me because it’s the most mentioned in the tags and I even hated seeing the pups as a kid and it’s just that one example that didn’t need to be mentioned but Should’ve because EVERY Person our age range saw these movies and we all thought the exact same thing

“What the fuck”

But we were kids so we didnt say “fuck”

shrek once again being the superior franchise

i (a lesbian) called my best friend (a gay man) “babe” in a gsa meeting yesterday and this cishet ace girl said “are you guys dating or is it like a queerplatonic relationship” and i didn’t know what to say so i said “no we’re just normal people” and now she’s making vague finsta posts about aphobic lesbians

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:59:09 -0500

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:45:05 -0500

kompanie-mutter:

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“this isn’t nearly shitty enough, these guys can’t be real Soviets”

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:43:24 -0500

slylanthanein: steampunk-and-junk: 【ATELIER...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:34:05 -0500

slylanthanein:

steampunk-and-junk:

【ATELIER PIERROT】ランダムベルト　★2月14日発売★

http://atelier-pierrot.shop-pro.jp/?pid=98634694

Hooooo boy thats some 10/10 fashion

megatome: jerryterry: awwww-cute: he’s a pure bread (Source:...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:26:41 -0500

megatome:

jerryterry:

awwww-cute:

he’s a pure bread (Source: http://ift.tt/2FJXrvn)

polyglotplatypus:

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:40:21 -0500

polyglotplatypus:

keyhollow: nightbringer24: roachpatrol: cactusrabbit: montesw...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:28:52 -0500

keyhollow:

nightbringer24:

roachpatrol:

cactusrabbit:

monteswisha:

A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

Soft. Warm. I’m stay here. Thank.

@rollerskatinglizard this happens to caleb all the time

@keyhollow

Don’t throw friends

honeylazors: lornagonigall: matrixrefugee: scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel: rainbowloliofjustice:...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:36:14 -0500

honeylazors:

lornagonigall:

matrixrefugee:

scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

rainbowloliofjustice:

lordosis-behaviour:

jordtheborednord:

captainf-ingmagic:

rainbowloliofjustice:

If you shoplift don’t reblog posts about respecting retail workers doing holiday seasons.

It’s very clear you don’t respect them if you’re willing to ignore the fact that they say they risk being laid off, having fewer hours, etc. as a result of people shoplifting. You are fucking over someone’s livelihood.

I’ve started taking photos of stolen merchandise I find around our store (empty boxes, torn open packaging, etc).

That money literally comes out of my paycheck. I’m struggling to pay my mortgage and still be able to feed myself, let alone my bills, medication, or even just A Nice Thing every once in a while.

(All of that is from two or three days, by the way. I could go on.)

If you shoplift, or condone shoplifting, go fuck yourself. Don’t fucking pretend you care about respecting me or anyone else working retail this holiday season, or ever. You clearly don’t.

I’m currently doing security for a mall and I have to deal with shoplifters quite often. Lemme tell you, they are some if the most self absorbed and stupid assholes I’ve ever met.

They are typically fairly young, around 12-21, and are not in hard spots in life. The mall I work for stocks some fairly high end products, so these things that these shitheels take are not necessities. They’re things like iPhones, makeup, jewelry, expensive clothes, and the like. They don’t need these things, and we know this because after we arrest their dumb ass we check their record with the police to determine what we will do with them.

One case I had to handle was a group of girls stealing hundreds of dollars in goods from stores that their friends worked at. They exploited the trust of their friends so they could get some fucking yoga pants. Upon my arrival and speaking to the shopkeep, it was decided that I would let them off the hook so long as the merchandise was to be returned. They returned most of it, but STILL stole from their friend’s store. Last I heard, they got busted trying the same stunt elsewhere, one of these idiots is currently in County.

Many of them, once caught, are already running a record as long as my fucking arm, and here in Utah retail theft cam escalate to a felony. Meaning, after enough reported cases of a person stealing goods (either by arrest or if they have video evidence of the person stealing) or after a certain dollar amount stolen the crime is moved from misdemeanor to felony and is punished as such.

To you shoplifting shits out there, quit while you’re ahead. You are ruining people’s lives for trinkets and you will be caught sooner or later. You will ruin your lives for absolutely nothing, and you will always be known as a dishonest individual and barred from numerous employment opportunities as well as losing certain rights.

If your employer is taking stolen goods out of your paycheck, that is wage theft. That is your employer paying you less than you are owed, as punishment for something you did not do. Please explain to me how shoplifters are responsible for your boss violating labour law? Why are we implicitly defending the cruelty of a person in a position of power threatening subordinates for things beyond their control?

Except they don’t literally deduct it from the worker’s paycheck.

They give them fewer hours. Instead of giving them 40 hours in a week they may only get 16 hours that week as a result of people repeatedly shoplifting. Retail workers have repeatedly made posts about how shoplifters cause them to get laid off, get fewer hours, make it harder for them to pay their bills, etc. yet you still try to defend your own shitty behavior. It costs literally z e r o dollars to not shoplift and make shit harder for retail workers. Why is it that you’re so ready to make bad and rude customers take responsibility for making shit difficult for retail workers yet you can’t even do the same thing?

Not to mention y’all are stealing shit YOU DONT NEED when I worked at Target we didn’t have to deal with people stealing food, we dealt with people stealing literally dozens of electronics or, at one point, a woman walking out with at least $200 worth of clothes on her person. Fuck off with this “well it’s not MY fault” shit, you’re making my already hard retail job even harder

Grocery retail worker here. and we’ve had shoplifters ranging from the girls who’d hide candy bars in their bras (requiring our male store director to get our female stock manager and one female clerk to bring them to the customer bathroom to get them to hand over the stolen items) to the guy who tried to bull out the door with a canvas bag full of cans of infant formula (our assistant store director who was a half back in college literally had to tackle the guy - turned out the thief was not Jean Valjean trying to feed his sister’s starving child, but a creep who sold the formula on the black market at inflated prices), to the case at my old store where a guy would come in on Sunday when the store was crazy-busy and icky, fill a shopping cart with steaks and bags of frozen shrimp and bull out the door (management tried chasing him, but lost him in the parking lot the first and second times this happened; the third time, they had more help…). Bonus story: the guy who got fired for stealing stuff from the stock room later came back to my old store and climbed up through the cardboard compacter at night to steal again. The store director locked the cardboard compactor, so the thief crawled up through the trash compactor. They were finally able to catch him then, but for a week afterward, if you had trash and cardboard to toss at the end of the night, you had to get someone in management to unlock them. Trust me. We hate shoplifters. The people who steal to keep from starving to death will be helped and given a warning not to do this again because it hurts our ability to pay our workers. But the people in it just for funzies or for nefarious purposes, we despise to no end.

My favourite shit is the irony of lifters who preach about how employer’s can’t compensate theft cost from your pay check. The lifter is preaching about why employers can’t break the law.

Irony.

This is why my bonus this quarter was $300 less than the one for the last. Because sales were down due to huge amounts of shoplifting. If you think you’re clever, go Fuck yourself. That phone won’t even work because it wasn’t rung up you bloody Neanderthal.

If you think it harms no one, you’re 1000% wrong you unsanctimonious little dumpster fires.

cinersi: travietofficial: My mom kicked me out. Y'all, I’m barely 13. I’m barely 13 and my mom...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:31:24 -0500

cinersi:

travietofficial:

My mom kicked me out.

Y'all, I’m barely 13. I’m barely 13 and my mom kicked me out. My dad can’t come get me till july and I have nowhere to go. I can’t take my cat, or even most of my belongings. Please, somebody donate to my paypal to help the transgender 13 year old so they can survive.

https://www.paypal.me/travietibbles

OP is deleting any replies mentioning that it goes against PayPal’s TOS to use their service if you’re under 18, so I thought I might take the time to mention that they’re a scam artist with multiple Tumblrs and Gofundme’s set up to create an illusion of helplessness, despite the fact that they have made at least $2,300 so far, and likely much more that we don’t know about through illicit PP transactions. So what are you doing with all that money, hmm? Why do you refuse to at least attempt to seek assistance from CPS and instead are so determined to pick right from peoples’ pockets as you play on their heartstrings?

swearwolvez: mediumsizedboy: krafteasymac: worms that make you cum So just normal worms? Will...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:29:43 -0500

swearwolvez:

mediumsizedboy:

krafteasymac:

worms that make you cum

So just normal worms?

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

thejakelikesonions: The smell of bread.

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:23:26 -0500

thejakelikesonions:

The smell of bread.

fuck me up buttercup

thadeeliv: onnastik: mydadisindianajones: This is the best...

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scoobydoomistakes: …spot on, Shaggy. Spot on. That’s the...

…spot on, Shaggy.

Spot on.

Cop Charged After Attempting To Shoot Family Dog - Shoots 9-Year-Old Girl In The Face Instead - Freedom Outpost

your-fave-dandy: d-elude: notsocuddlefish: gaytheistancap-bish...

iheartlanceylance: THEYRE EVOLVING HOLY SHIT WHAT EVEN

catchymemes: just a dude & his skateboard

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek...

brohemian-fapsody: croxovergoddess: watersprit: croxovergoddess: lux-collector: croxovergoddess...

I hate when cartoons have a kid and the kid is a clone of one parent

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keyhollow: nightbringer24: roachpatrol: cactusrabbit: montesw...

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cinersi: travietofficial: My mom kicked me out. Y'all, I’m barely 13. I’m barely 13 and my mom...

My mom kicked me out.

swearwolvez: mediumsizedboy: krafteasymac: worms that make you cum So just normal worms? Will...

thejakelikesonions: The smell of bread.